Parent (n waiting room of doctor's office): How do you do?
Second Patient: So, so. Im aching from neuritis.
First Patient: Glad to meet you. I'm Mendlebaum from Chicago.
Can't Elope "Thk old maid planned a runaway marriage, but nothing came of it."
"She's a lemon."
"No, she isn't. She's a antelope."
Lawyer: On what grounds do you want to divorce your husband?
Client: He hit me and closed one of my eyes. Is that enough?
Lawyer: Certainly. It's an open and shut case.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.