The Archive · 1941

IN PARENTHESIS

In Error Turnov's own life is as fantastic as any case he ever worked on. His father, a French musician, died two Years before he was born—The "News."

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Relieved "THAT teacup you broke yesterday can't be matched anywhere, Mary!" 8 "Oh, aren't I lucky, mum? I thought I should have to buy a new one!"

Handed Down "Mumm, do jou remember that vase that has been handed down from generation to generation?"

"Yes, dear, why?"

"Well, this generation has dropped Smart Hawxer: "Any laces, studs, buckles, ribbons, pins?"

Housewife: "Go away, or I'll call the. police."

Hawker: "Here you are. Police whistles sixpence each."

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