The Archive · 1941

Good Shaking

Mas. MacPherson: Little Sandy just swallowed a quarter, Don't you think he ought to be spanked?

"Mr. McPherson: Are ye daft, woman? I'll give him a good shaking.

Good Marks y Ca-z; Joan has dates with the professors in alphabetical order.

Chum: Commencing with the ones whose+ names start with A?

Ca-ed: No, commencing with the ones who gave her an A. 5

Point of View The old coloured had tough ban War and bad drawn a pension since. While he was laboriously wri name in the space for the payee, clerk perkily remarked that it must to draw a pension for life just for chasing a Spaniards round.

"Boss," replied Rastus, get me wrong. I wasn't the chase; I was chasee."

Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.

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