Gorrer: Anyone on the next green, caddie?
Caddie: Yes. sir; there's a gentleman and his caddie. and a man carrying his own clubs, No Customers*
Rana Station Manager (to actor seeking job): Do you feel that you can act without an audience?
Ex-actor: Frankly. sir. that's why I'm here, Dilemma Ticker SELLER: You will have to change twice before you get to New York.
Lady: Goodness me; I have only this one travelling suit I'm wearing.—Nabob.
Just Try tt Ca! upholstery of this car?
Prospective Customer: Do you rentee thi
Salesman: Madam, the proof of the padding is in the seating, Looking Ahead A WOMAN went to the bank and asked for a new check book, I've lost the one you gave me yesterday. she said. But it doesn't matter, I took the precaution of signing all checks es soon as I got it—so. of course. it won't be any use to anyone else,—Efficiency M:
Just Because in whom you have no interest when you go to Wey do you weep over the sorrows of peopl the theatre? asked the man, I don't know replied the woman, Why do you cheer wildly when a man with whom you are not acquainted "slides safely into second base?—Pasadena Post, Übeying Orders A visrro was entering a museum when he was stopped by the new doorkeeper.
Pardon me. sir, he said. but you must leave your umbrella here, But I have no umbrella, replied the man in surprise, said doorkeeper firmly. Tha says fat all umbrellas must be left at the door E. i lid you iyd go PUO ad one, Montreal Star. SEA
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youngster had pat the flakes smooth, unyiel place the icy object under his head: whereupon the old chief kicked it away, saying No effeminacy. boy!
Slow No Motion a new invention for the that walks about and waves its arms by machinery.
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