The Archive · 1941

IN. PARENTHESIS

Practicing Dentist Pardon me for a moment please, said the dentist to the victim, but before beginning this work I must have my drill.

irritably. Can't you pull a tooth without a Good heavens, man! exclaimed the ale rehearsal?

They Would Be You have a pretty tough looking lot of customers to dispose of this morning, haven't you? remarked the friend of the magistrate who had dropped in at the police court.

Huh! rejoined the dispenser of justice, you are looking at the wrong bunch. Those are the lawyers.

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