1. ("Reveille") Open right eye.
Open left eye. Mutter.:—"What! Morning again?"
Close both eyes.
("Breakfast in your bed on Sunday morning") Listen to water running into tub in adjoining room. Call languidly: "Coolie! Makee bath hot this morning. Just to-day." Coolie: (vho has already lighted geyser 'Alice' light."
('Close your eyes, Lena") Nap for five minutes. ("I rise from dreams of thee'') To Boy who enters, raising shades, laying out clothes, inquiring ''Master wanchee bath?" yourself, sleepily: "Get Out!"
('Come my soul, thou must be waking!") Roll over in bed and yawn. ("Rastus on Parade") Stretch. (Stretching exercises if not too violent are highly recommended for early morning performance.) ("How can I leave thee?") Extend a tentative foot in search of slippers. ("I hear you calling me.'') Shout "Boy!" ("O- where, O where.") On appearance of Boy exclainm:—"Boy, -catehee slippers." ("Missouri Blues") Insert feet in' slippers. ("Onward Christian Soldiers') With determination and energy Rise and proceed to bathe, (There are a number of excellent exercises unavoidably involved in this.) (Any lively jazz record) Dress, swith intermittent assistance of Boy. This course of exercises persisted in regularly will create a. figure which only the most assiduous attendance upon tea and dinner dances will keep within bounds. Recommended to all who wish to acquire true Oriental poise.
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