The Archive · 1937

Too Indefinite

Fon hours the woman had been aitting at the bedside of her hus band, watching him as he seemed to row steadily weaker.

Suddenly she turned to the doctor "Is there no hope, doctor?" she asked.

"IE don't know," replied the doctor giyly. What is It youre hoping Taking No Risks tawyen was assisting two mon in drawing up articles of partnership, The lawyer wont through the docu ments before the, final signing, anid suddenly said: "But there mention of fire or bankruptcy; these must go In!

Both the partners spoke, at once: "Quite ight," they said, "put them Ju; but the profits are to be divided equally in both cases:

A Max and his wife were driving back into town after an evening at a roadhouse. Suddenly the wife spoke up: *Waat're you doing? Watch out for those cars. You're too close!"

"Are you nuts?" asked the huss band.

"Nuts? hoddya yet that way?"

"Well." said the husband, "you're Dietary Note one day speaking of the a mages of al og, vogelarian diet. He argued that it man eats pork he will grow to; ook like a pig, the beet eater like a bull, and $0.

was rather confounded when someone remarked—"And he "who confines himsclC to a vegetable diet will be in great danger of coming 10 resemble a very small potato, They Ran Some twenty or thirly cowboys were in a saloon in the Wild Wes! when a fellow came thundering in shooting his pistol right and left, "Everyone of you dirty skunks get out of here," he shouted, Everybody scampered out except one little man, The bad man turned to him with his pistol still smoking, and said, "Well?"

Said the little man: "There sure were a lot of "em."

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