The Archive · 1938

TET Morning Struggle

Turv were discussing national fitness "Now, look at me," said Hobson, proudly. "For years I have had five minutes' wrestling every morning, and I am as fit as a fiddle."

"Whom do you get to wrestle with you?" asked one of the company.

"No need for anyone," replied Hobs have my collars starched well, that's all.'

Passon A CLERICAL correspondent tells of how he heard in his youth, a well-known North-country lecturer, Peter Mackenzie, speaking on Daniel.

"Daniel appeared' at the door of the de Peter Mackenzie said. "'Coom in, Mr. Dan said th' owd lion, wiping a chair with his tail, we don't get a passen here ivory day!"

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