These War Editorials From the Tokyo "Nicht Nichi":—
"Whether or not we shall capture Nanking of course. depends on the decision of the army Authorities, but the complete sweeping away of I the Chinese forces on the Shanghai front 1s Conelusively Delleved to be a hard blow at the ntl-Japanese regime in Nanking."
They're telling ust Quarantine Measures We are glad the Council has issued that notification about foot and mouth disease. We had noticed something of the same sort of rouble in the bar before the dinner hour, but on Tefleetion have come to the conclusion' that it isn't foot and mouth, but hand and mouth disease which Is prevalent there. You know—"AIL the same for everybody, boy." Chronic sufferers may be quickly spotted by their oft Tepeated cry of "Wattle?"—being, of course the terser form of "Wattleyouave?™
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