Tramp: "I've asked for money, I've begged for money, and I've cried for money."
Gentlemap; "Have you ever tried working for it?"
Tramp: "No, sir. I'm going through the alphabet and I haven't got the length of 'w' yet."
Necessary Tomay is my wiles birthday." confided the manager to his assBlapt. "T want to please her very much when go home this evening. Can you suggest anything?"
"Yes, sir," replied the assistant promptly. "I suggest you remove that lipstick from your face."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.