"I'M so glad we're having such good weather for golf." remarked Mrs. Cleek to ber caller.
"Why, I didn't know you played golf!"
"I don't; but I'd rather have my husband out playing the game than at home talking about it."
Awkward "Mummie, was Robinson Crusoe an I don't know, dear, why?"
"Because this book says that when he had finished his day's work he sat on his chest."
Also Informed "Famer knows you're going to marry my sister," said the small brother.
"But I didn't know it myself till a day or two ago," said the astounded suitor.
"Oh, she's told you too, has she?" replied the little brother.
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