Lute Girl (in church in impressive whi per) "Mummy, has the lady changed her mini Mother: "No, why?"
Little Girl: "She went up to the altar with one man and returned with another."
Puppy Preferred "Wutcn would you rather said one angel child to the other, on the way home from Sunday school, "see God or have a puppy?
"Well," said the other angel child, "I suppose we'll see a lot of God in heaven—I'd rather have the puppy.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.