The Archive · 1938

IN PARENTHESIS

Clearly Defined Two young men were arguing as to whether tħe word "vision" and the word "sight" meant the same thing. The discussion grew rather hot, and at last the one who maintained that they did not mean the same thing said. "Now look here, if they do mean the same thing TH say my girl is a vision and yours is a sight"

8 8 Consultation A young doctor received a telephone-call from a colleague, who invited him to make a fourth at bridge.

"Going out, dear?" asked his wite, sympathetically.

"Im afraid so," was the grave reply, "It's a very serious case, There are three doctors already." 4 cee Senator Soaper Says—A QUESTION in the field of state's rights now comes to the fore: Is it O. K, to push a button in the White House to open a new senator?

In Virginia an experimenter has crossed the Onion with the cabbage, which should further complicate the cry of the tobacco auctioneer, Anything can happen under a new process by which milk is converted to wool Fancy, slipping on one's breakfast and eating one's vest, Well, Well, Well could only follow it in my minds ger A RECORD—"The car was travellh "The officer gave me a shock when he told me I could be suspended for this offence," said arist in court. "I thought he meant A Welsh doctor involved in a collis photos of the result and, producing the took court, won the case. durs Evidence in camera, Now that St Helena, sce exile, has 81 cars, the authorities are bade scene of Nai i ing the introduction of traffic lights. ers ad them at Waterloo for Of course they've h said the Sheriff at Campbeltown during a pou "Many people regard Sunda; y as a holiday, in which a motorist was charged with careless driving, as a result of which he hit a cow, Foun y's idea of a holiday all the Not everybody's idi "Old Man Liver"

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