He must take sampin, He don't like nuffin, He just keeps mea: He keeps on moaning, It's wrong. york like taters ud twice cooked mutton And beef steak sudden He thinks is rotten, Old Man Liver, He just keeps moaning It's wrong.
Each new day you start again Sending down things that give him pain, Hold dem eggs, digest dat sauce, Settle dem drinks as a matter of course, He's tried and sluggish and scared of dyin, He gits weary and sick of tryin, But Old Man Liver.
He just keeps moaning It's wrong.
Saying from Abroad These modern cowboys are not men. They're mannequins.—Mr, Tom Mix.
Isn't it surprising how many people know you when you have made a few runs?—Mr. Len Hutton, God wants our 80,000,000 people to have the same rights as the 40,000,000 English and the 40,000,000 French.—Dr. Ley.
The Japanese Government is ruled by generals, The Japanese generals are com" manded by lieutenants—M. Leon Trotsky.
Swimming the Channel, which gow appears to be a universal pastime, has no allure for me whatsoever—Lord Castlerosse.
Falling in love is entirely accidental There is no use making rules about how to choose the ideal mate.—Archdeacon Swanson.
"Who's Who" is an impressive compilation. But for everyday use there ought to be a "Who's Who in Who's Who'"—Mr. Hesketh Pearson.
Elocution everywhere to-day is so slip-shod that it is extremely difficult to hear what is said even in a room, let along in a theatre.—Sir Barry Jackson.
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