A coop thing for insomnia is a double Scotch and soda every 15 minutes. It won't put you to sleep, but it makes it a pleasure to stay awake, Code in the Head Tve just been to see a pal who's the father of a baby that's trying to talk.
"What's he says?", I asked my pal. bier ae lis mother carries the, "Search me!," he said, "Hi the That Husband "Dm the burglars upset your house much?"
"Terribly. When I entered and saw every-illing upside down my first thought was that Tom had come home unexpected]; ange: his clothes."
For Sassenachs McPuerson got married the other day and I was best man, After the wedding breakfast we all went outside to see the couple off. I turned my back for a second, and when I looked round again Mac had disappeared. cee Mac?" I asked everybody. "Where's "Round at the bai wat some} Hes trying on the old shoes ie back of the car Not Reckless at All Tue wife came home with a black ej ye and a was the matter. dub bump on her head. Her hu
took pin—and it ran into a tel "It's that silly car of yours" she pouted. "1 took it out for a spun legrapn "My new car is ruined," moaned the husband (And its all your fault You ran into the telegraph pole because of your wild way of "That's not true," she protested, "J show how wrong you are I happened te be y. th Powdering my nose at the time."
Sayings of the Week education—Mr. H. G. Wells e 7o casual E live in an atm A climber on the upper part of Everest is like a sick man climbing in a dream.—Mr. Eric Shipton.
While it is possible to be fit without bois beautiful, it is not possible to be beautiful id without being fit—Sir Noel Curtis-Bennett, We must be on our guard against accepting any writer's literary pose as a revelation of his real character.—Déan Inge. have been fifty years in their graves. They Too often poets are not regarded until the
bring their gifts of joy and ask bread from the world, and the world, too late, gives them a memorial stone.—Mr. John Masefield.
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