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The youth heaved a deep sigh.
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Jimmy: Yes, si.
Preacher: And do you always say them in the morning, too?
Jimmy: No, sir, 1 ain't red in the daytime, Very Dark Tur old negro parson was preaching from the text: "And darkness fell upon the earth, Jand gross darkness on the minds of the people."
"Now, brethren," he started, "dere may be some oh you who just don't' know what dat gross darkness' do mean, Well, Ah'll tell you, income, but you will never be rich, Young man: Eh? Why not?
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Fortune-teller: You have. just' wasted lings having your fortune told, "Walking Still"
Rosixson's whiskey was disappearing in' a manner which he thought suspicious. So he talked to his new housekeeper about It.
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ericlous, those airmen lead dangerous Kill or Cure He was a hard-headed Yorkshireman, noted for his shrewdness? over business affairs, One day his wife was taken seriously Ill, and he called in a doctor. After the latter hind made his examination, the Yorkshireman asked if the illness was likely to be a Jong one.
"Yes, I'm afraid i's very serious" said the doctor, who had not quite understood, "Then T'll give you five pounds, kill or cure said the patient's husband, "'and'no more, wilt [you get from me, Will you agree to tha The doctor agreed, after thinking it over for a moment. Unfortunately, the patient died, and {the doctor duly sent in his bill for five pounds, The Yorkshireman refused to pay. "Well, was your own arrangement," said the doctor when. he met him, "and you'll pay or go to jeourt."
"All right" said the bereaved man, "go to court land prove that you've earned it by either curing her or killing "her, and Til pay—but you did not cure her.
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