The Archive · 1938

IN PARENTHESIS

Free Service soormack who operates in Washington Square gives a week's free service with every Jshine. Says a good shine ought to last a week with a daily brushing-up, Alli Short A busy man went into his barber's saloon, land, seating himself in the chair, said: "Cut the' whole three short."

"What do you mean, sir? asked the barber. "Hair, whiskers, and chatter Mechanical Lar Tommy turned up at school with out tooth broken, "How did you break your tooth, Tommy?" lasked his teacher.

"Changing gear' on a lollipop, sir."

Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.

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