Fmsr shopwalker. "Boor old Perkins: has completely lost his hearing. I'm afraid he'll lose his job.
Segond shopwalker. "Nonsense, he's to be transferred to the complaints department."
China Jenny had been reading the placards outside a newsagents shop.
He asked his mother later on if the people en China were seriously ill.
When his mother asked the reason for the question he replied, "Well, the placards said, 'Large-scale Operations in China'
Too Good To Be True A Timm little man crept up to the inspector's desk in the police-station.
"My wife has disappeared, Inspector," he said, shyly.
"When?" asked the inspector, "A. fortnight ago.
"Why didn't you come to us before?"
"I just couldn't believe it, sir."
Strength Ovensman: "Do you remember that stripper you started last week?"
Manager: "Yon big chap? What's he been doing?"
Oversman: "Doing? He's broken the shafts of three shovels already." worker." 5 Manager: "There! He's surely a hard Oversmnan: "Hard Worker! He was leaning on them!
He Took the Pickle dyspepsia for a long time, and finally, Tie physician had been treating à man for
to know how his patient was coming him to take a dill pickle just before going bed and see if he could hold it on his. stomach over night. The next day the man called and the physician asked high the result.
"Oh, it was all right, Doctor," he said, "as long as I was awake; but when'I went tò sleep it rolled off."
The Wrong Kind A srrappinc German, With big beads of perspiration streaming down his face, was darting in and out among the aisles of a department store.
knew what to makè of it. A NAA young ion of all the salespeople, ai e y His sca poe! papal thè
asked:
of the clothing department Walked Up and "Are you looking for something in mods clothing?"
"No," he roared, "ndt then's clothing; Vinimhii's etothing. I can't And my wife!"
American Howlers Tre theory of evolution was greatly objected to because it made men, think, Mushrooms always grow in wet places and so they look like umbrellas.
A cat is a quadruped, the legs, as usual, being at the four corners.
To Keep milk froth tithing sour you should Keep it in the cow.
Universal suffral š when the whole whi verse was made fò suffer, A gargoyle is something you swallow when you have a sore thidat, Rear-admirals arè very low types'of admirals.
A republic is a placè Where nobody can do anything in private, Savages are people who don't know what wrong is until missionaries show them.
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