Tur customer was choosing a book at the library "Have you had "Seven Years with the Wrong Woman'?™ asked the assistant, "No twelve," snapped the customer.
"But what's it got to do with you?"
"Birds" of a Feather "I SHALL put you fellows in this room," said the host; "you'll have a comfortable night, for it has a feather-bed,"
At two o'clock i the morning one of the ts awoke.
Change places with me, Dic he said; my turn to ow the feather.
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