Two girl snails were walking yo a fence, a slug following in the rear, Don't look round, dear," said one snail, "but ye an idea we are being followed."
ow," replied the other, "and by a Dumb-bell 'ONFOUND you!" roared the Colonel, "why don't you be more careful What do you mean, si faltered the Army clerk.
"Why, instead of addressing this letter to the Intelligence Officer you addressed it to the Intelligent officer. Who ever told you there was such a person in the Army?"
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.