A caxurnen has discovered a new constellation of stars, A He probably stepped on the rake in the dark, Not So Lucky "You're so different from my first husband," she said scathingly, "I know," replied the husband, "He's dead."
Condescending "Nan then," said the burglar in the chemist's shop, to his apprentice, "I'll tike the. cash, see? You'd better tike suffink for that cold o' yours.
New Policy "A MAN had no sooner collected the insurance money on one fire than his place was set on fire again," says a report, He believes in one good burn after another.
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