Bupartst trams are to have restaurant cars.
Some British ones could do with sleeping cars.
You might give me a hand to get this car out of here before the police arrive," pleaded a Fife motorist to a plain-clothes constable.
An Aberdeen motorist, being trailed by a patrol car took the wrong turning, discovered it, then hurriedly reversed and hit the police car, Fined £2.
Witness: "My wife didn't see the accident because we aren't on speaking terms and she was sitting in the back seat."
His joy ride? scientists, says a news item, have d that most motor accidents happen at twilight, and are advising motorists to have their sight tested at this time of day Instead of motoring?
"You say you have had up educ: you answered my questions" smartly Women wine: You don't have to be a scholar to answer silly questions."
But to ask them....? y-laws governing hackney carriages in still demand "that each licensed carriage shall always be provided with a horse or horses in good working condition." They are to be revised immediately—the laws, not the horses.
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