Dunne a church service recently three men stole the minister's car. The congregation were singing: "Simply Trusting Every Day."
A Cambridge taxi-driver was recently summoned for washing his car in the street, The washout must be washed out.
A modern youth told a friend the other day that he had just bought his new vacuum car.
He des it for picking up bits of fluff.
"No smoke, no smell, no motor-cars," we read, in a description of the Bermudas. Presumably even the horses are odourless.
Solicitor: The constable says the road was dry."
Motorist: "It was where he was standing. He'd got a great helmet onl"
Cardiff's Lord Mayor is to have a new car because he is unable to sit in the present one with his silk hat on.
Il faut souffrir pour ette beau.
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.