The Archive · 1938

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WEN you hear some folks you know blow and brag, you are reminded of the time the flea said to the elephant, "Boy, didn't we shake that bridge when we crossed it?"

Noble Effort Tuis short essay on frogs, by a young immigrant, was reported by the Chicago Board of Education: "What a wonderful bird the frog are. When he stand he sit almost, When he hop he fly almost. He ain't got no sense Fhardly. He ain't got no tail hardly, either, "when he sit on what he ain't got almost."

Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.

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