SzoRms of Yorkshire's means lovers appear to" be legion.
A young courting couple were out for a walk one evening, and the girl, after much cajoling, managed to persuade the young man to buy a quarter of chocolates. On coming out of the shop, he gave her one, end when they had walked another two miles the girl said she wouldn't mind another.
The young man rather reluctantly gave her another chocolate.
After another long interval the girl again hinted that she would mot mind another chocolate. This time the young man turned round rather angrily and said:
"Nah, look ere, Mary, lass, is i2 going to marry me or not?
"Of course I am."
"Well, then, think of t kids."
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