The Archive · 1938

Shanghai Howlers

THE following howlers mere perpetrated in the General Knowledge Paper during the annual scholarships examinations of the Royal Society of St. George, Shang-bai Branch:

"Confucious was the Pope of the Vatican."

"Mr. Godfrey Phillips is the British Ambassador te Chin:

"The Commandant of the Mr, Aiers,"

The Kremlin is the palace of the King of Egypt."

"Monte Carlo was a film about a man who came back from the dead."

"Marco Polo was a famous American who came to China to find out about Chinese affairs long ago."

7 Police." pag Lesseps is head of the French "A mad: rom is an instrument used in an orchestra.

"Esperanto is a tone used in music to denote whether the musie is loud or soft."

"The Commandant of the S.V.C. is Sir Perey, Noble."

"Confucius s a man who preáched to Chinese about Christ."

"Coue was Ambassador for China in, England."

"The Chairman of the 8.M.C. is Mr. Roosevelt (paid.)'"

"Ambergris is a grey amber.

"While another entrant said "Ambergris is a person who writes for you."

Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.

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