Moronist: The constable and I had similar mentalities; he said he did not like me either.
Motori road so much that I look upon it as almost my own P.C: I told the defendant he would be reported. and he said: "As a tax payer, I am glad to see that you do your duty.
Rate defaulter: I don't want to be a burden on the ratepayers, I shoud feel embarrassed every time I met anybody Solicitor: How often does your husband Work?
Woman: Well, he always works the last week in August without fail.
Solicitor: st you have seen this man twice before?
Woman: Well, I only look on it as once, because he only raised his hat once.
P.C: When I told defendant he would be summoned for driving without lights, he said, It's not fair. If this was in America it would be five hours earlier and still light
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