Isn't it funny the way some blokes think? I; as telling a pal about how I once went into business with a couple of other chaps.
"But it turned out to be crook," I said. "As soon as I saw it was dishonest I got out."
How much?" he said.
Then I told him how I started in business for myself.
"And when I started," I said, "I had no assets but my brains."
"Blimey!" he said. "You started in a small way, didn't you?"
A girl I know was telling me that she's just lot a new job as somebody's confidential secretary.
So I asked her, "What's the difference between?n ordinary secretary and a confidential secretor:
"Well she said, with a sort of smile, "you don't dare to sack a confidential secretary."
Which reminds me of the time I went to see a farmer in Norfolk, and it was blowing a gale.
I said to him, "Does the wind always blo this way in these parts?"
"No," he told me. "Sometimes it turns round and blows the other 4
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