EXAMINER: "If a man can do one-fourth of piece of work in three days, how long will it take him to finish it?"
Student: "Is it a Government contract job, or is the man working for himself?"
No Fear "Wovtp you still love me if I had only one eye?" asked Jack.
"Good gracious, no—what a question?" replied his fiancee.
"TI held the umbrella then."
Outlook Unsettled Saw the young man in hospit to a pretty nurse; "Nurse, I am in love with you. I do not want to leave; I do not want to get well"
Nurse: "Don't worry. You won't. The doctor is also in love with me and he caught you kissing me this morning."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.