"ARCHIE, do you know your alphabet?" "Yes, miss,"
"Well, then, what letter comes after A?" "All of en Stand Clear Tur little evacuee had already eaten nine cakes for tea.
He reached for the last one, but the lady of the house stopped him, and said:
"Now Tommy, if you eat any more you'll burst,"
"Well," said Tommy, "give it to me, and stand clear,"
So Old It's New Nor being able to join the Army, a little man tried for a job as a striker at a blacksmith's shop.
After looking him over the smith picked up the big hammer and threw it out of the window, saying:
Tf you can do that, you can start worl The little man picked up the anvil and threw it after the hammer, saying:
"OK, guv'nor, Are we working outside?
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