A Man at a prohibition meeting had worked himself up to a fine pitch, and concluded by asking dramatically: "What is there, can anyone tell me, that causes more misery than drink?" A single voice cut across the silence and said, "Thirst." afraid you may think we are giving you a lot of fish this week, old man," said the genial host, as they sat down to dinner. "The fact is, my wife has got hold of what sounds like a really capital device for removing a fish bone stuck in the throat, and we want to see if it works."
Idiot's Delight "Hear about Charlie's accident?" "No—what happened?"
"Got run over."
"By a motor "bus?"
"Automobile?"
"No"
"Not an' express train, surely?"
"Oh, no! He went into the country for the day ahd was knocked down by a boy who w: wheeling the village idiot along in a bath-chair."
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