Personal Description PoLicEMAN: "Can you describe your assailant?"
Victim: "Describe him! Why, that's exactly what I was doing when he hit me!"
One of the Two "I HAVE been mixed up with motor-cars ever since I left school."
"Mechanic or pedestrian?"
Zero Hour HE was a genial but talkative barber, and after a while he asked his customer—"Shall I Eo over the top, sir?"
"Oh, yes, as soon as your gas attack is finished," replied the long-suffering victim.
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