NpY had gone to London for a holiday and E a postcard to a Scots friend bearing this "I have arrived safely. This is a great city. Every time you go into a teashop you find twopence under your plate."
Landlubber A Perry officer on the flagship, Nelson, which is @ great attraction at Portsmouth, was completely floored by a bright young thing in the first party he escorted below deck.
Looking through an open port hole, she asked, "Do you ever forget to close the window when the tide cores up."
Professional Fıscmer, the famous oboe player was once asked to dinner by a nobleman, but accepted only on being assured that it was for his society and conversation.
After dinner, however, he was asked if he had his oboe in his pocket.
"No" replied Fisher, "my oboe never sups" and instantly left the house. Nothing would pursue him to return.
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