Is your telephone cord perpetually. tangled?
Do you have small, skiddy rugs?
Do you run around after people:
Snapping off electric lights?
Patting pillows into, shape?
Slipping coasters under glasses?
Do you leave cigarettes burning in ashtrays?
Does your husband come home from work to find the debris of bridge parties cluttering up the living room?
Is your living room littered up with:
Tipsy lamp shades?
Cushions shedding small feathers?
Eccentric shaped plant holders?
Gadgety curtain pulls?
Fluffy bridge prizes?
Class pictures?
Pictures of your husband—aged 2?
Do you neglect to make a note of it when your friends borrow books?
Do you have electric light cords in places where people will trip over them? of <ur Is the telephone book adorned with your scribblings?
Do you try to keep rows of books on tables without book ends?
Do you try to get one more day out of already withered flowers?
Do you usually have a match scarcity?
Does pric-a-prac clutter up your window-sills?
Does dust collect in your telephone mouthpiece?
Do you jam heavy furniture against electric light out-lets?
Do odds and ends lie buried under your sofa cushions?
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