Ovenueano in a railway compartment on the London and North-Eastern Railway during the international crisis.
'A passenger to his neighbour: "Iam filling up every crack and crevice in all my rooms."
The neighbour: "Oh, have you got mice" cee ce Teen Oh ce. Wiganite mie "How is your new French star, Fit, getting lon?" asked" one theatrical agent.
"Oh, not so badly." replied the second agent, out 'Tim having a bit' of trouble with her speech.
"Ah! I know. Diculties with her French accent, That's "the worst of foreign stars," sympaihlzed the dirst_man, "Yes, that's just it. "T've been working on it for weeks now, but you can still tell th loomes. from. Wigan!
A Horse "On, but what a strange-looking cow!" cried Jo sweet young thing. "But why hasn't she any horns?"
"Well, you see." explained the farmer, "some [cows is' born without horns. and never had any. fand others shed theirs, and some we de-horn, Jand some breeds ain't supposed to have horns Jat all. 'There's a lot of reasons why some cows. fain', wot horns, but the reason why that cow ain't got horns is because she ain't a cow=she's horse!"
Disgusted arouser and a friend was bout your hard luck, Jim, "When you ry to do something and fail, Just keep on and to do it in the opposite way."
"oh, "yes." retorted dim in aisgy tried that. was in the hospital once because Jo car got out of control and van away with me didn't get out for months. Then T did the Jopposite—1 tried running away with a car—fand ¥ didn't set out for five years!"
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