A car I know, says Roland Davies, is one of these new War Reserve. pol yd 1 don't think he's Binding the job too easy.
He tells me that the inspector at mis station said to him the other night: "Why didn't you Feport at eight o'clock? I instructed you to do Se) ut you didnt get In touch UM hale past "Well:* my pal said, "I didn't know the time, sir. One of those pickpockets 1 was shadowing stole my watch."
My Special Constable pal also tells me that the night before last a bloke ran. up'to_ hin land said: "Cit There's a chap down our street who's gone and choked his miss pal went and investigated. When he got there he found the bloke still had his hands Found his wife's throat, and he was shaking her Tike anything, My" pal tapped him on the shoulder and said, Excuse me, but would you mind telling me If you are trying to throttle your wife?"
"The bloke turned round and' said. "Oh, no, constable. She's swallowed a lump of sugar, and Fim trying to keep it from going down!
In the bus there were a couple of girls take Jing. One said, "The husband I marry must be tone of those strong, silent mest, full of grit"
Sold the other: "What you want is '9 deaf and dumb ARP. chap who been filing and-
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