The Archive · 1939

IN PARENTHESIS

An Order is an Order "jr I give you sixpence you'll spend it on drink."

"Whatever you say lady," replied the tramp, A Scotsman "So you want to be a chemist when you grow up. Analytical or pharmaceutical?"

"No, a cash chemist." 4 oe Nerves Was he nervous when he proposed?

Awtully—but not so nervous as I was until he got it off his chest, Useless Words Ax etymologist stated that there are hundreds of useless words in the English language. Many a husband will agree with him who has tried io convince his wife that a seaside holiday is out of the question this year.

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