Farner (wishing to show off his boy's scientific knowledge): "Billy, what does it mean when steam comes out of the spout of the kettle?"
Billy: "Ma's going to open one of your letters!" Transferred "Was she furious when he broke off the engagement! ™ asked the first sweet young thing.
"Furious!" answered the second. "Why, she took off her ring and flung it on to her right hand!" ye Diplomat "Ere," protested a private, "who the so-and-so spread the butter on this ere bread?"
"I did—and what abaft it?" growled a huge ind_aggressive-looking corporal.
The private subsided, "That's ori right, mate," he murmured. "But what I wants to know is—who scraped it orf again?"
Higher Than High "AnD how high does your balloon go?" asked he old lady.
The sergeant grinned.
you should ask that, madam," he re-"ye been wondering about it all day. on see, when we pulled it in this morning, we yoked on top, and there, large as life, lay a looming' arp."
Entertainment A Cmwese mandarin of lofty rank attended fashionable dance one evening.
He watched for some time the contortions ud kicks of the young men and women of Society as they danced; then he turned to his jestes, and said in a tone of mild astonishment: you?"
Can't you get your servants to do this for More to the Point Ar the conclusion of a Nature class, the zacher asked her small pupils: "And don't you think it is wonderful, children, how the little chickens get out of their shells?" But one quick-witted little eight-year-old vent one better: he remarked. iii "But what gets me, miss, is how the: in?
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