Atm (to her little niece) you had toothache yesterday hing now?
"They tell me Has it stopped Niece: "Don't know auntie,"
Auntie: "Don't know; surely you know if he tooth aching now."
Niece: "No, I don't; the dentist has got it."
Proved It SwurH and Brown were having a friendly argument about whose cabbages were the ger, and, to prove his case, Smith volun-cered to go and fetch one from the garden.
"Surely, me good follo said Brown, whea s friend returned "you wouldn't have the to call that a decent cabbage?"
"Well," was the reply, "I took it out of your "orde:
Sentenced were talking about second-sight and things like that the other night, and a chap said:
My brother knew beforehand the year month, and day of his death. He even knew how he was going to die."
"Blimey!" I said. "How did he know that?"
"The judge told him."
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