Doctor: What you need is more exercise, What's your job?
Patient: I'm a bricklayer.
Doctor: Lay an extra (yo bricks a day, An Excellent Reason Momuen: "Jane, why did you remove your Three-year-old Jane: "They were tired from walking and wanted a rest:
Mis Last Meeting Tue new member of the harbour board was attending his first meeting. The board was dis cussing a proposal to place two buoys at the entrance to the harbour for the guidance of mariners, beg to propose as an amendment," said the new member, "that one man should be placed there instead of two boys, ax the latter fare too young for such a responsible position "There'll Always Be Pnixcess Alice, wife of the Duke of Athlone, Governor-General of Canada, was accorded. Scottish welcome when she attended—the opening session of the convention of the Provincial Women's Mis nary Society of the Presbylerian Church in Canada last month, In return, she read this parody on. "There' Always be an England,""" which she said. had been sent to her from' Glasgow:
Iways be an England long 'a5 Scotland stand: I's just Uirough poor auld' Scotland Thai England's wealth expands. Our friendly neighbour England We ways will: defend:
Tight all England's batts, Her broken. ships well, rend, 'And when the war is over 'And Victory: has been won. Welt sing. all England'. praises For what auld Seotland's dune.
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