The Archive · 1940

London Humour

Isx'r it funny the way some blokes think? was telling a pal about how I once went into ness with a couple of other chaps.

"But it turned out to be crook," I said, Jsoon as I saw it was dishonest 1 got on "Mow much?" he said, Than I told him how 1 started In business for started," I said, "I had no assets he said, "You started in a small way, did A girl 1 know was telling me that she's just Jgot a new job as somebody's—confiden secretary.

asiced her, "What's the difference between secretary'

ordinary secretary and confidential "Well," she said, with a sort of smile, "you Jdon't dare to sack''a confidential secretary.

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