A CASKET manufacturer recently applied to the World's Fair management for permission to use the Trylon and Perisphere on his product. It was refused, for some reason.
The Quintuplet Apartments, in Tallahassee, Florida, have five separate entries. The entries all have names, too, and you can guess what they are.
The window of a Greek restaurant near mid-town Broadway is decorated with a neat pyramid of oranges, topped with a card reading "An Apple a Day Keeps the Doctor Away."
There's a Mr. J. O. Smith in Williamsport, Pennsylvania, whose letterhead announces that he specializes in turning out "business form letters, illustrated card and letter advertising in new and novel platitudes."
An idle lawyer has found some attractive titles in his law library. Volume 62, "Corpus Juris," is headed "Telephones and Telegraphs to Tout: Volume 70, "Witnessed to Woodpulp." "Abbott's New York Digest" offers "Justices of the Peace to Lewdness"—"New Yorker."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.