LawpLADY: "By the way, I object to children."
Prospective Lodger:: "Well, thats no concern of mine, yes should tell your husband."
Saving Grace "Your school report is shocking, Bobby. Arithmetic bad, history poor, French bad, and conduct bad."
"Yes, dad, buf did you see health excellent?" Sale
'MAGISTRATE:
"And after he hit you ai the head with the bóftle—what happened'
Complainant: "'E then got real peevish an' went for me proper."
Pure and Safe "Are you quite sure that your milk is pure?" the suspicious housewife "Yes mum," the milkman replied, "it's been paralyzed by the Public Anarchist."
Text read from the printed page and cleaned; old type leaves the occasional error.