Like Shanghai TENANT: "Why raise my rent when I am only occupying this miserable little attic?"
Landlord: "Weel, you use the st: than anybody else."
Bargain "D'yer want any flzhs, mister?" said the Cockney angel child at the "Frippence a bunch? An' if yer don't want "em, they're tuppence"
Doing Well You're doing fine, boy," said the second.
fou held him that round.'
"'Course I did," said the boxer. "D'yer think I wanted to fall down?" cir te? Both Two men who had been bachelor cronies met for the first time in ten years.
"Tell me, Tom," said one, "did you marry That girl, or do you still darn your own socks and do your own cooking?
"Yes," was Tom's laconic reply.
Now and Then TaM's wife was suing him for maintenance, "I have looked into the case very carefull the magistrate said, after hearing the evidence, "and I have decided to allow your wife 15s, a week."
"Weel, that's verre good of ye, yer Honour," answered Tam, "an' I'll do ma best tae gie her a saxpence mysel' noo an' then."
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