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"Certainly," replied the traveller, taking back the coppers and handing out a three-penny bit took in she said, "that you are 1 make no dis~ tinctions between the sexes, Even the Gas Tue hotel was among the worst in the coun try. As the two visitors retired to their bed Foam one sniffed suspiciously. "Wel," he said, "It that's not the limit! There's as escaping!"
"can yon" blame it" replied his friend Fait Accompli "1 went to call on your yesterday, but found the gate Jocked."
wasn't locked—it just. sticks."
Then why not get a Workman to do something?"
"Thave. This morning 1 got a painter to put up a notice: "Push hard, This gate sticks."
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