The Archive · 1939

It was Like This

A cantar gentleman was very fond of golf, of a little refreshment -aiter. th game. arrived home very ile one night, and was by his wife in the hall, "Well, and what excuse ave you got to offer for coming home at this, earthly hour?" she asked angrily.

"it was ike this, muy dear. 1 was playing golf Playing golf! she eried in disgust, are you tell me you can play volt in the

anicely the night Oh the ssid clubs,

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