Do you try to "ring" your hat on racks or chair arms?
Do your eyes instinctively turn to ankles?
Are you addicted to running your finger around your collar's edge?
Do you chew the ends of cigarettes?
Do you read over people's shoulders?
Do you blow smoke in her face?
Do you grouse at being kept waiting?
Do you take it on your self to wipe, off her excess lipstick and powder?
Do you put your feet on her best furniture?
Do you get in a rage if she phones you at your office?
Do you steal bad snapshots of her?
Do you keep her yp all night, then forget to call her next day?
Is your idea of an entertaining evening to show her through your snapshot album and memory book?
Do you click pictures of her every minute when she is unaware?
Do you underrate her intelligence because she doesn't study:
The sporting page? The financial returns? Political news?
Do you forget all about her.on: a. Her birthday? a b. Christmas? c. Valentine's Day? d. Easter? e. The morning after?
Do you continually smoke other people's cigarettes?
Does the smell of your cigar keep her at a distance?
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