Tue modern girl has a heavenly time only when she's flying high.
Give a chiropodist an inch and he'll want a foot.
She was only~a tars sweath t, but she tarred and feathered her nest.
Friend: Do you always stop your train when you see an auto approach the crossing?
Engineer:, Sure! I never strike a lady!
He: Th bet your rich husband swept you off your feet when he proposed!
She: Just the opposite. It was my sitting on his lap that made him propose.
Said the blonde to her chum, What did you say when Tom asked how many kisses you'd give him?" To which the chum replied, "Sister, I said plenty."
"The colour left Joe's face when my husband charged into the room."
"TI say. Joe wiped it off quick with a handkerchief."
The girl friend once heard of a vice versa girl She drank too much and necked too much, but she couldn't figure out which vice was vers Blonde: That guy% business makes my flesh creep.
Brunette: Why, what does he do?
Blonde: He's a masseur.
He: I loaned the producer a lot of money to put in your show. Do you think 'I'll get it back?
They: No. but you're an angel, WEDNESDAY,
OCTOBER
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